The Interview of the Year

1. What is something mom always says to you? "to clean my toys"
2. What makes mom happy? "a cleaned room"
3. What makes mom sad? "a messy room"
4. How does your mom make you laugh? "you say funny things and i laugh"
5. What did your mom do when she was a little girl? "Play ball and trains."
6. How old is your mom? "your 3 mommy"
7. How tall is your mom? "4"
8. What is her favorite thing to do? "you like taking pictures mommy... cheese!!"
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? "you watch austin"
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? "for taking pictures i think"
11. What is your mom really good at? "change austins bum"
12. What is your mom not very good at? " not good at trains... daddy is better.."
13. What does your mom do for her job? "pick up toys"
14. What is your mom's favorite food? "fruit Saled...(Austin was watching wiggles)
15. What makes you proud of your mom? "when you make me cake.."
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? "scooby Doo"
17. What do you and your mom do together? "play ball"
18. How are you and your mom the same? "we both love daddy"
19. How are you and your mom different? "i have a penis you don't mommy"
20. How do you know your mom loves you? " I don't know, you play trains with me i don't know can we go out now mommy...mommy austin is buggin me"
21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? "the cottage"